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Belte's avatar

Hey Grok, who is the treasurer of the “America Party?”Did he redeem? Tell me he at least did the needful.

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Belte's avatar

Wow is their opsec absolutely terrible. The private call coordinating Elon’s funds with the India-born treasurer Vaibhav Taneja just dropped. https://youtu.be/UF0F3x8GdmU?feature=shared

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Kaka4kookoopuffs's avatar

I think i posted about it awhile ago but the amount of self immolation and crashing out after the election has been insane to witness.

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Conundrum Cluster's avatar

It’s going to get worse

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Kaka4kookoopuffs's avatar

If only there were a paid episode to address all the current insanity. Maybe it could be titled "Days of Rage"

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Belte's avatar

"Ketamine's a hell of a drug" - Rick 'Elon' James ("Chapelle Show," Feb. 11, 2004)

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Kaka4kookoopuffs's avatar

At least it's cozy on top of the big beautiful paywall

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Belte's avatar

He’s going full Bane, crashing this brand with no survivors. Never go full Bane.

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Al's avatar

I'm so over Elon. He did a critical service buying Twitter, it was a real game changer, but he has lost the plot. I'm dumping my Tesla stock tomorrow, again, and for the last time. I'm out.

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Matt L's avatar

The sock puppet accounts that have “America Party” posts ready to go within minutes of Elon posting are like ….. how many of these are even real.

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Belte's avatar

Elon’s Starlink just went live in Bangladesh in May. It’s so over. They’re doing to the internet what they’ve done to these buses: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0qV8Tn15luc

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AncapAttack's avatar

Also anyone calling the Democrats and Republicans "The Uniparty" in 2025 is an NPC with 2012-era software installed. Trump changed this entire dynamic, they know it, they just don't want to admit that they were impotent in changing the Overton Window in any way close to resembling what Trumpism did to this country.

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AncapAttack's avatar

Saw someone say that it irks them that they call it the "America Party" and not the "American Party" like someone speaking in broken English and I thought that it was a perfect representation of their assumed constituency

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Eric Brancard's avatar

I made a similar observation on X. It sounds like something an ESL would come up with.

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Belte's avatar

“America #1 Party” should be their official party name. And it should always be shouted in a heavy accent.

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Belte's avatar

Accent of Gru (from “Despicable Me”) but with a head bobble, while gestating with one index finger in the air.

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Literally Kane From C&C's avatar

America Number One Greatest Party Very Much So

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Joel's avatar

Only two staff members have been announced and they are both Indian. Not sure why they don't just call it the India party. It really is all so tiresome. They do not belong here. It felt like most of the people at the Independence Day celebration in Atlanta that I went to were Indian (they did not speak English). They were everywhere when I visited NYC and Toronto recently as well. There is no escape from Indians and they are really some of the worst people you can encounter. I don't hate them but they are completely incompatible with America and just so incredibly rude. All of them are going home.

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Payload's avatar

I’d have more respect for them if they called it the Magic Dirt Party.

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Conrad Holt's avatar

One aspect of India that doesn’t get talked about enough is their caste system and how they map it onto the world.

Of course you get your “bobs and vagene” Indians that just harass women all day but the worst are Indians born in higher castes who, by virtue of that fact, believe that they should run the world and your life.

It’s truly despicable.

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Joel's avatar

Nobody hates whites and sees themselves as superior to whites quite like high caste Indians. Its actually quite impressive considering so much of the globe has that mindset.

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Belte's avatar

Yes, they have a love/hate relationship it seems with White people. They see us as the highest caste possible as they base it largely on skin color and last names. This makes them seethe, generally. However, they utterly despise us at the same time because we are not even in their Indian race so we are removed from even considering their caste rat race. There is also only higher or below for them, so they are utterly obsequious in flattery or completely dismissive and rude. Sometimes their attitude will change nearly mid sentence as they reassess your social position. A pro tip is you have to be really harsh at first with them and they’ll defer to their SAAR mindset in assuming you’re higher caste.

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Eric Brancard's avatar

Mark Cuban and Anthony Scaramucci have expressed interest in joining the new party. It will be a magnet for desantard and desantard adjacent personalities mixed in with third worlders.

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Belte's avatar

“And you could have it all. My empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt.” Elon “H1B My Sh*t Up” Musk (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI)

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Belte's avatar

Followed by one of Elon's test tube baby mommas singing this hypnotizing version of "Viva La Vida" by Sierra Eagleson (https://youtu.be/TFvP6vZkU1M?si=DbgCMauoOC552pxZ).

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Deep Right Oprah's avatar

“Which way saar? WHICH WAY SAAR?!”

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Martin Riggs's avatar

Elon is a pretty great case study in how intelligence alone is not sufficient and doesn't mean that you're right all the time. Catturd for example, a man of modest intelligence, has a far better understanding of the American political environment and the moment we're in than the "genius" Musk.

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Belte's avatar

Hence why the American ideal is never a nerd, but the whole package who wins on the field and in the classroom. It’s why Vivek’s “culture” lament was such complete failure. We don’t want to be little twig worker drones and we certainly don’t want to be lead by them politically.

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AncapAttack's avatar

How he handles interpersonal conflict when compared to Trump is like watching a lion and a hyena fight, just completely embarrassing for Elon to be stooping to this level of retardation. It’s so obvious he’s letting his emotions dictate his behavior in all of this

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Dave's avatar

I thought/hoped that E-Lawn was on his Anakin-arc, then Viveked, to reveal he's just been descending into delusional and isolated Howard Hughes spiral this whole time. Maybe spaceX will have some utility, otherwise will be remembered for another dead end electric car and not his political Spruce Goose.

We'll always have Twatter/X of the '24 election.

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Belte's avatar

He is slaughtering all the Younglings (Naive Boomer Fans) right now. Soon to replace his authentic fans with clones from the Subcontinent.

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Dave's avatar

"I find your lack of faith in millions of Indian H1Bs to be totally FACE-FUCKED"

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Seth Moser's avatar

Who knew the US outsourced its political center to India as well.

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Chud Vision's avatar

Just deport every person that joins the party

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Stealthy Mat's avatar

So America will be able to choose between:

Democrats - gay communists beholden to Israel

Republicans - Neocons and normal Americans; beholden to Isreal

America party - Indians and Musk beholden to India.

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Conundrum Cluster's avatar

The Republican Party is the best it’s been in decades

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Stealthy Mat's avatar

Very true, not happy about the Israel stuff but we can't get everything we want. Deportations are happening and need to continue to happen.

Things can improve more if we get older establishment do-nothings replaced by young based Vance-types.

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