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Dean Manos's avatar

The world of Cyberpunk is certainly preferable to this communist society full of free episodes

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Dimitris's avatar

Joke's on you, every free episode carries an encoded noise played at a frequency only the fucked up and disgusting brains of free subscribers can process, which causes them severe mental anguish.

You believed MG would allow free subscribers to listen to something we paid for? You are silly, you are naive, pay another $5 to apologize. Tip your podcasts.

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Belte's avatar

You thought the brain chip in Cyberpunk 2077 melting V’s brain was bad? Guess what’s going to happen to you free subscribers after your addled brains get this free “update” from this episode. Tick tock, Freeoids. All I can say. Better cough up those five dollars for the real paid antidote.

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ShekenstienMcgoober's avatar

If this free episode isnt 50 minutes of you telling free subscriber to kill themselves then Im unsubing

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SamizBOT's avatar

Making an episode available to the free subscribers is like building a mosque on ground zero

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wmj's avatar

what’s the word in the title after “$0”? I keep trying to read it but it swims out of focus and I get a dizzy, nauseous feeling, as if it’s some kind of ancient hex or malevolent sigil. wtf???

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Royce Hood's avatar

The free subscribers are trying to kill us.

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Literally Kane From C&C's avatar

Free episode but it’s 80% about stop being a lil beta and start being a self actualized individual and have agency over your life. You can start by getting a paid subscription.

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Romanos's avatar

Netwatch agents kill this man

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Provis's avatar

Why the hell is this free? I have a year's subscription, and just lost my job... but now after busting my ass, I'm just on the same level as a free subscriber??? It just keeps getting worse.

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CensoredShop's avatar

free subscribers 🤮

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Romanos's avatar

>cyberpunk episode

>0 dollars

It's never been more over chooms...

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Larry's avatar

I'm now driving in the median looking for free subscribers to run over

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Nick's avatar

I know you’re thinking the comments are a bit harsh, but it hurts us way more than it could ever hurt you.

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Belte's avatar

The Fallout New Vegas Courier: “The truth is…the game was rigged from the start.”

Conundrum Cluster: “I knew it [the game] was good from the start.”

The Duality of Man.

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Connor's avatar

Frankly, I'm disturbed. I'm scared. But most of all, I'm disappointed. That you would make this episode available to free subscribers -- in the current climate -- is a failure we just can't afford right now. To give an episode to a free subscriber, is to take away an episode from a paid subscriber. It brings us all a little lower, a little more like free subscribers. It's one less Christmas present for a paid subscriber's kids. Are you going to explain to my kids why Santa doesn't care about them as much this year? Is this what you want?

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clingingmars's avatar

I will be healing V with Panam in the desert and we will be coming for you, you have less than one year

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