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Byzantine Chungus's avatar

Should have never given him my email

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Dax's avatar

I’m sorry but as a principled conservative this is a bridge too far. I’m not willing to compromise my dignity by supporting this attack on our Shared Values. Whatever happened to the party of Romney?

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Belte's avatar

"Manchurian Candidates could be here" BasedWing thought, "I've never been in this snowy majestic peek before. There could be Manchurian Candidates anywhere." The puffs of Biden aged smoke felt good against his reptilian scales. "I HATE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATES" he thought. Xurious’s "Revolt Against the Modern World" reverberated the entire cozy cabin, making the White Monster Energy course through his ectotherm veins . "With wings, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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Matt L's avatar

Do pipes hit different for dragons?

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Belte's avatar

“Where’s Hunter?”

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SamizBOT's avatar

I am once again demanding that you watch and review Captain Fantastic so that others can share in the misery of the worst movie ever made

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thecobrasnose's avatar

It is such a desecration of the devastation little children feel after losing a parent. Among other horrors.

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SamizBOT's avatar

"Noam Chomsky Day" instead of Christmas. Literally the most Reddit shit of all time

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thecobrasnose's avatar

Yech. Didn't they have some sort of hymn to go with it? Just utterly gross and despicable.

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SamizBOT's avatar

MG I know you're reading this so I'll say this one time only: I will [redacted] you unless you review this film. And don't even think of making the episode available to the free subscribers, all of whom are Bolshevik snakes that should be used for Mengele type experiments

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Conundrum Cluster's avatar

I’ve seen it, horrible memories

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SamizBOT's avatar

"I feel your pain"

- Bill Clinton, rapist

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Richard Temple's avatar

Have you listened to Norm MacDonald's bit on the naming of the Fantastic Four? Available on Spotify. Good for a 10 minute diversion.

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Daniel V. Gaglio's avatar

Free subscribers will never understand

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Sarah's avatar

I'm a paid subscriber and I don't understand

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Tusitala's avatar

The Hidden Valley - Adrian Von Ziegler

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Literally Kane From C&C's avatar

Come back to twitter

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Conundrum Cluster's avatar

It sucks now man

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Literally Kane From C&C's avatar

Lmao gottem

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deliberately unhinged's avatar

In this house, we pre-order the 4k release of Sorcerer from The Criterion Collection

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deliberately unhinged's avatar

Kino

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Robbigon's avatar

What a heartfelt, Beautiful message that'll ring throughout the ages.

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Payload's avatar

Payload Movie Review Demand Part #2: Q&A (1990) I find viewing this one in 2024 a profound example of how the Multicultural Utopia of the Progressive Left is a retarded pipe dream. While I’m sure this is not what Sidney Lumet intended when it was made it’s obvious viewing it today. Nick Nolte and Armand Assante are excellent as well.

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Ryonne's avatar

So true!

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Belte's avatar

Dragon Autist Bros, what could this mean? Is this some hint of a review for “Reign of Fire” (2002) featuring the alright alright alright Lincoln guy? Is it finally happening?

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The Elf Question's avatar

Now this is the kind of content I'm contemplating not paying for

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≠Cool2BCool's avatar

I wish I could read.

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Bress's avatar

Curiouser and curiouserer

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