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Project GROVESTACK: Surprise Game Night

Zombie Panic!

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Conundrum Cluster
Sep 13, 2026
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Good morning everyone,

I just wanted to announce that I’ve planned a game night for our beloved Project GROVESTACK participants. I’m certain that it’s going to be a lot of fun, especially because we’re kicking out all the worthless free subscribers at this point in the email, before we get to any of the details.

Free subscribers, here are a few of the recent (paid exclusive) podcast episodes that you’ve been missing out on because you’re a worthless piece of shit. If you want to join in on the fun tonight, you know what you’ve got to do.

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Most recent podcast episodes:

Ep96: I think I figured out Coyote vs. Acme (2026) (Paid)

Ep95: Little Dieter still needs to fly (Paid)

Ep94: David Fincher’s Zodiac (2006) is about your inability to accept that you are a weird loser (Paid)

Ep93: For personal reasons I will be burning myself alive in front of Halo Studios headquarters in Redmond, Washington (Paid)

Ep92: I watched Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey (2026) like two weeks ago and just remembered I had to do an episode on it? (Paid)

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