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Belte's avatar

“Ahem. If you could please consult the podcast.”

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Eric Brancard's avatar

I’ve seen the before pictures of both places. How would we even know if a large scale war happened there? Would there be dry rivers full of garbage and crumbling buildings? Would there be shit on the streets and dead bodies next to train tracks? I guess the only true way to track this would be to monitor my junk email folders and see if my spam calls drop by 85%.

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Belte's avatar

“Continue to pray toward the Kashmir region. Concentrate on the nuclear missile chambers. We can end it here. We can end it for all time.”

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Payload's avatar

Reviewing Q&A will bring both parties to the table.

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Belte's avatar

“He [Ghandi] was that line. I am that line.” - Captain Lt. Michael “Saar” Brennan

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Matt L's avatar

This is a pastiche

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Daniel V. Gaglio's avatar

Every time I think something is about to happen, nothing happens. I'm starting to think nothing will ever happen

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FowderSoap's avatar

That last hand nearly killed me.

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Dax's avatar

Oh wow

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Chud Vision's avatar

I think love will win

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Travis's avatar

It’s cool when jets fight each other.

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wmj's avatar

8:03 AM EST - Trump announces a ceasefire

HOW DOES CONUNDRUM CLUSTER DO IT?!??

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Eric Brancard's avatar

“He can’t keep getting away with it”

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Belte's avatar

Word is Pakistan could not handle “The Ghost of Punjab” Sami Hydeanami. He took out like twelve DurkaDurka jets by himself.

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Kaka4kookoopuffs's avatar

A submission for movie review: Tron Legacy (2010) I think the tech aesthetics hold up even though the CGI Jeff Bridges is an eyesore.

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Joe's avatar

Truly a great man of our times. Such a fount of wisdom.

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Chris Dierdorff's avatar

Correct me if I'm wrong, nothing is currently happened to something?

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