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Romanos's avatar

Affirm: I will trvst the plan next time

Affirm: I will not lose faith

Affirm: When a plan truster speaks I will sit my panician butt down and listen

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Romanos's avatar

You have no idea the feeling of catharsis holding the line despite every bone in my body telling me otherwise here

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Eric Brancard's avatar

Yeah. I have no power over it either way so being a plan truster is 100x better than being a bed wetter.

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Arthi's avatar

IMO this was the clearest litmus test yet. Many expressed reasonable concern and criticism, but I simply could not believe the amount of people who could barely hide their excitement at a war, just to be proven right. Like people, as of a day ago, who were saying we were already in WW3. Unbelievable

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Matt L's avatar

Trust the plan, trust the man

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Nameless Ghoul's avatar

I bet all of my life's savings on nothing ever happens and now I'm rich. Thank you Donald Trump

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Conrad Holt's avatar

Trump tweeting out that Israel-Iran have agreed to a ceasefire an hour after this post.

PLAN TRUSTED.

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Seth Moser's avatar

Libs, neocons, and libertarians are pissed. Telling.

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AncapAttack's avatar

The idea that Trump would completely betray his base that got him elected to start another middle eastern war should have immediately been scrutinized, instead we got a mixture of panicans pissing themselves and neocons salivating at the mouth for Trump to start WW3. Glad I unfollowed most of them before this all happened.

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Salvador Garza's avatar

He can’t keep getting away with this!

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Kaka4kookoopuffs's avatar

New paid episode please

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Conundrum Cluster's avatar

Editing the 28 Years Later episode now, it's a long one

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Belte's avatar

Got to be real with you, bros. Years ago, I did at one time think that something could actually happen. Then this #1 Dunc podcast showed me the light on how utterly fake and gay it all truly is. Nothing ever happens. We have two allegedly warring sides warning each other of where they’re going to strike so they can clear out their men and there can be zero deaths. The days of Ernst Junger leading a hundred men in a charge to take a trench in almost certain death are over. We can trust the plan and the plan is that never ever happens and that Trump is always right. It’s that simple. (Also, can’t wait for the “28 Years Later” episode. I absolutely loved “28 Days Later”when I was young and dumb. I hope they don’t ruin it.)

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Joel's avatar

Doubters in shambles. Trust the plan

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Daniel V. Gaglio's avatar

I just got back from seeing Jurassic World Rebirth and while it wasn't great it was 1000x better than panicking on the Internet. The action set pieces are good. The movie had some potential for depth but never developed any characters beyond basic backstory and ends up as just another summer creature feature. Check out Tammy and the T-Rex for a dinosaur movie with some brains

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SamizBOT's avatar

Pedro Gonzalez in shambles, driving around aimlessly in his Nissan Altima that he bought at 9% APR with 350 down, desperately trying to get Richard Spencer on the phone

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