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AncapAttack's avatar

> 8:30 AM: Wake up

Careful buckaroo, you’re dangerously close to using the language of the Woke Right.

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Belte's avatar

Jocko Willink fuming, throwing his patented pre-workout mix in the air, screaming “I told him 4:30AM. I said 4:30 every single morning. Get. It. Done. Supreme Gentlemen Ownership. Not 8:30. 4:30. Reeeeeeee”

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Dax's avatar

“I find the most cynical and obviously manufactured blue collar white male minstrel show filmed by a Democrat ad company and respond to it as though it was completely genuine.”

Will it never cease

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Zolti's avatar

"Who gives a shit" is exactly what communists said in the Soviet Union. More proof all these dissident righters are just useful idiots falling for communist dogwhistles only I have the power to identify.

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SamizBOT's avatar

When can we expect to find your upcoming book Fistful of Nothing: My Faggot Life? I look forward to reading it

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Daniel V. Gaglio's avatar

This post is for free subscribers because it shows a level of success they can only dream of. If a free subscriber worked hard for a thousand years he might end up like the guy in this post

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Payload's avatar

James Lindsey: A Love Story

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Belte's avatar

“James Lindsey: He Woke Right Into My Heart” by Richard Spencer

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Payload's avatar

Featuring the smash hit “Real Classical Liberalism has never been tried”

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wmj's avatar

Helen Hunt looked great in everything, not least in her charming turn as bitchy-girlboss-won-over-by-roguish-charm in the classic 2000 romcom “What Women Want”, starring Our Guy Mel Gibson.

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Dax's avatar

A sad look into a cursed, half life.

I can’t believe they’re not getting paid. If not they’re even more mentally ill than I thought.

I think the one thing you left out is the gatekeeping, basically attacking anyone and anything popular for being unprincipled/unqualified even if they’re not “dissident right”. Except liberals, never liberals.

I’m so glad we don’t have to take these people seriously any more.

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Belte's avatar

“They do it for free” might be the saddest sentence in the English language.

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Chud Vision's avatar

I don't see "scrolling reddit" in this schedule, are you under duress, do you need help?

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Al's avatar

This is so stunning, and brave. You're just like Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Empire.

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Ryonne's avatar

Posting silly articles like this won't save you from your crucifixion, Mystery Grove.

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Belte's avatar

I love these so much. A “Screwtape Letter” satire for these charlatans who just want to showboat and rage.

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DM's avatar

I notice you aren't criticizing the woke right...

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Noah's avatar

These are actually the funniest posts ever

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Dave's avatar

Thanks for reminding me of pay it forward. Just learning it was a box office bomb despite me having been forced to watch it multiple times in early 2000s middle/high school. Poor kid being stabbed still bothers me.

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AncapAttack's avatar

Also we need a Blepe pledge for not listening to divorced dads with gay daughters

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