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AncapAttack's avatar

> 8:30 AM: Wake up

Careful buckaroo, you’re dangerously close to using the language of the Woke Right.

Belte's avatar

Jocko Willink fuming, throwing his patented pre-workout mix in the air, screaming “I told him 4:30AM. I said 4:30 every single morning. Get. It. Done. Supreme Gentlemen Ownership. Not 8:30. 4:30. Reeeeeeee”

Dax's avatar

“I find the most cynical and obviously manufactured blue collar white male minstrel show filmed by a Democrat ad company and respond to it as though it was completely genuine.”

Will it never cease

Zolti's avatar

"Who gives a shit" is exactly what communists said in the Soviet Union. More proof all these dissident righters are just useful idiots falling for communist dogwhistles only I have the power to identify.

SamizBOT's avatar

When can we expect to find your upcoming book Fistful of Nothing: My Faggot Life? I look forward to reading it

Daniel V. Gaglio's avatar

This post is for free subscribers because it shows a level of success they can only dream of. If a free subscriber worked hard for a thousand years he might end up like the guy in this post

Payload's avatar

James Lindsey: A Love Story

Belte's avatar

“James Lindsey: He Woke Right Into My Heart” by Richard Spencer

Payload's avatar

Featuring the smash hit “Real Classical Liberalism has never been tried”

wmj's avatar

Helen Hunt looked great in everything, not least in her charming turn as bitchy-girlboss-won-over-by-roguish-charm in the classic 2000 romcom “What Women Want”, starring Our Guy Mel Gibson.

Dax's avatar

A sad look into a cursed, half life.

I can’t believe they’re not getting paid. If not they’re even more mentally ill than I thought.

I think the one thing you left out is the gatekeeping, basically attacking anyone and anything popular for being unprincipled/unqualified even if they’re not “dissident right”. Except liberals, never liberals.

I’m so glad we don’t have to take these people seriously any more.

Belte's avatar

“They do it for free” might be the saddest sentence in the English language.

Chud Vision's avatar

I don't see "scrolling reddit" in this schedule, are you under duress, do you need help?

Ryonne's avatar

Posting silly articles like this won't save you from your crucifixion, Mystery Grove.

Al's avatar

This is so stunning, and brave. You're just like Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Empire.

Belte's avatar

I love these so much. A “Screwtape Letter” satire for these charlatans who just want to showboat and rage.

DM's avatar

I notice you aren't criticizing the woke right...

Noah's avatar

These are actually the funniest posts ever

Dave's avatar

Thanks for reminding me of pay it forward. Just learning it was a box office bomb despite me having been forced to watch it multiple times in early 2000s middle/high school. Poor kid being stabbed still bothers me.

AncapAttack's avatar

Also we need a Blepe pledge for not listening to divorced dads with gay daughters