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Ep32: Canadians accidentally made a sci-fi movie about the Ukraine War in 1995
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Ep32: Canadians accidentally made a sci-fi movie about the Ukraine War in 1995

"You must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit."

Review of Screamers (1995) and thoughts on how to make a timeless 8/10.

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