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Belte's avatar

The way the Engineer looks at the Peter Wayland with utter disdain is the exact way a Paid Subscriber looks at Free “Subscribers.”

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Gabriel Magnum's avatar

Rip free subscribers’ heads off, enslave them, destroy their entire insectoid planet with futuristic bioweapons. This is what they deserve. This is what they enjoy.

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Belte's avatar

“The actual architecture of a hive of Free Subscribers stops bearing any resemblance to the blueprints within decades. The population escapes any census. A hive is larger than nations; many of them are, in fact, divided into multiple independent states. Even a well-ordered and centralized hive may have dozens of microstates hidden away in the wainscoting. Many poorly-educated Free Subscribers [redundant statement] in the depths of the hives never realize that there is anything more to the universe than one giant, endless hive.” - Nobledark Imperium (40k Conundrum Universe)

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Ryonne's avatar
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The true Conundrum Cluster has been killed and replaced by the Free Subcribers, which is why he continues to go light on them in podcasts and grant them mercy. I am calling for a total and complete shutdown on any more pittances thrown to the freeriders until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

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Conundrum Cluster's avatar

The next episode is on Sinners (2024), I have suffered and will suffer for paid subscribers

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Maverick's avatar

Make Sinners for free subscribers only

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Eric Brancard's avatar

Did you get nuked on Twitter again?

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Maverick's avatar

🤫

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Daniel V. Gaglio's avatar

Sinners had potential but just couldn’t help itself. Go see Eden, most based film of the year so far

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Belte's avatar

Just checked out that trailer for “Eden.” Looks absolutely KINO. Also it has best girl Ana de Armas. Ron Howard, that ginger sonna b*tch pulled it off.

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Maverick's avatar

I think she’s really beautiful

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Belte's avatar

I have a client from Brazil who looks exactly like her. I do a double take every time I see her. It's always interesting to think of people who look exactly like a star who is suddenly famous. These private individuals go from just conventionally attractive to being seen largely as a body double. I wonder how many people tell them they look like the famous celebrity. I certainly wouldn't tell this woman she looks like Ana de Armas as that would probably be seen as crossing a line.

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Maverick's avatar

FUCK YOU

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SpaceGhost's avatar

I hate free subscribers and I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever listen to something they can, I am the paywall's strongest soldier, MG has fallen

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Gabriel Magnum's avatar

N-new p-podcast episode? It’s only a been a few days since the last? Does this mean I have to go back to Steak ‘n Shake today? Yes it does, I’m also downloading the Steak ‘n Shake app so I can earn rewards. The Proto-Indo European myths revealing a White godlike spacefaring race of ripped genius Supermen in this movie has to be one of the most rw concepts that someone snuck into a Hollywood film. I was hoping we would get more of it in sequels to this film and I truly wish this concept was explored more in media, not in a rw sort of way but rather as a possibly real unknown history of the origins of man. Bacon ‘n cheese double steak burger + pickle, onion, lettuce, tomato, ketchup. Add small tallow fry and glass bottle coke. Perfect post workout snack. Thank me later.

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Belte's avatar

Choking down preworkout powder dry channeling my inner Aryan raider while listening to “Sigma Boy.”

“See..see…ya at the Shake Shack, brother,” I mutter as I cry into my Galaxy 3S.

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Conrad Holt's avatar

Liking this post because I’m loyal paid subscriber, but commenting about my displeasure at seeing an episode open to free subscribers.

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Chud Vision's avatar

So we're letting the grovelling masses in now, tearing down the borders and declaring free love, you are scum and will suffer accordingly

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Jacob's avatar

Feed free subscribers to xenomorphs, launch free subscribers out of airlocks, dissolve free subscribers next to a river, crush free subscribers with a mech suit, dissect free subscribers, retcon free subscribers.

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Belte's avatar

Thanks, man. I forgot my “to-do list” and these are important reminders!

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Royce Hood's avatar

The free subscribers are trying to kill us. Conundrum Cluster is engaged in a conspiracy against us all.

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doghouse reilly's avatar

Do a vampire the masquerade bloodlines episode

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Talos Valcoran's avatar

Nosferatu players experience a crude facsimile of how free subscribers are perceived by true subscribers

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doghouse reilly's avatar

At least noserfatu can hide in the sewers and eat rats. free subscribers would not even be welcome in the subterranean depths.

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Joel's avatar

You don't hate free subscribers enough

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Dissident Soaps's avatar

If it’s for free subscribers, it’s not for me.

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Daniel V. Gaglio's avatar

Our Pope has declared a rare amnesty. If you are a free subscriber your sins may be forgiven but only if you repent and become a paid subscriber today

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Ace's avatar

Very confusing mixed message. Am I supposed to want free subscribers dead or do they get little treats and pats on the head from the boss?

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Belte's avatar

It’s like one of those scientific experiments to add crippling level of stress to animals (Free Subscribers). Pat them on the head with a free episode, only to slap them across the face with what we really think of them. They’ll crash out in no time and sulk to the corner of the lab (where they belong).

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Swagaman's avatar

Total free subscriber death…

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Literally Kane From C&C's avatar

Holidays? This is a repost, isn’t it…

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