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Poorcels wouldn’t understand the content even if they did have access.

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Earnestly looking forward to a future wherein I am a Conundrum Cluster man, but my sons work at the Passage plant and it's a sore topic at Thanksgiving after we watch the traditional border strafing highlight film when President For Life Barron I comes on the N-word Box (this is just the tip of the iceberg, subscribe to my face-tweets for more) and gives the National Address and I'm grumbling into my Unfair Trade coffee about how the wrong blog died and my wife shushes me and my grandkids ask me to tell stories about the dreaded and mythical "minority knife stabbers" that they don't really believe existed.

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$5 to have a parasocial relationship with Bizarro World Joe Biden is a small price to pay

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Soon he will ask us to buy his NFTs

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This post reminds of me of Tim Dillon in the best kind of way.

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Alright, I paid the $5 door fee. Pander to me! lol

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Can we get reign of terror tshirts?

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I’m calling the police right now. I hope my 5 dollars was worth it pal.

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I never even got to scalp my free trial subscriptions

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