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Urgent: *weak cough*

Fren... please...

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Conundrum Cluster
Oct 26, 2023
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Hello Fren,

It’s so good to see you. It’s really crazy that we happened to run into each other here, on my Substack electronic mailing list, of all places.

Me? I’m doing great. Well… not that great. You see, there’s this problem. I need like $5, dude. Please. Just let me hold $5. I’m so weak. It’s like I’m withering away. I just spoke with my doctors and …

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