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Lemon's avatar

Listen here pal, buddy, sport, guy, and last of all, BUSTER! I'm already a paying subber, so please stop driving by my house every morning with a gun hanging out of your window.

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Romanos's avatar

i called my toddler a deadbeat loser for not having 5 dollars to also subscribe to substack and buy book, she's probably a communist

patriQts are in control

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Obamga's avatar

Get a job, jogger

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Harley's avatar

First I buy the books. Now I subscribe to the substack. Please just let my family go.

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SamizBOT's avatar

imagine not paying for this blog

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SamizBOT's avatar

couldn't be me

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RI's avatar

Fren - I gotchu, mang.

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Andrew C.'s avatar

Oh, you only need to hold $5 and then you'll give it back to me later? No problem, got you covered.

...I do get it back later, right?

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Andrew's avatar

I hope that my $5 goes to feeding that cat.

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Racist Gorilla's avatar

You can have my money, but I own you now

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Salvador Garza's avatar

We want game night

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Derek Elder's avatar

The ghost of General Wrangel compels me to give you money. Do you have a donation link for one-time donations by chance?

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Conundrum Cluster's avatar

Sorry man, just the subscription for now. Thank you though

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