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Lemon's avatar

Listen here pal, buddy, sport, guy, and last of all, BUSTER! I'm already a paying subber, so please stop driving by my house every morning with a gun hanging out of your window.

Romanos's avatar

i called my toddler a deadbeat loser for not having 5 dollars to also subscribe to substack and buy book, she's probably a communist

patriQts are in control

Obamga's avatar

Get a job, jogger

Harley's avatar

First I buy the books. Now I subscribe to the substack. Please just let my family go.

SamizBOT's avatar

imagine not paying for this blog

SamizBOT's avatar

couldn't be me

RI's avatar

Fren - I gotchu, mang.

Andrew C.'s avatar

Oh, you only need to hold $5 and then you'll give it back to me later? No problem, got you covered.

...I do get it back later, right?

Andrew's avatar

I hope that my $5 goes to feeding that cat.

Racist Gorilla's avatar

You can have my money, but I own you now

Derek Elder's avatar

The ghost of General Wrangel compels me to give you money. Do you have a donation link for one-time donations by chance?

Conundrum Cluster's avatar

Sorry man, just the subscription for now. Thank you though