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Ep53: Smile 2 (2024) is a nearly perfect horror sequel that you should watch in theaters while you can
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Ep53: Smile 2 (2024) is a nearly perfect horror sequel that you should watch in theaters while you can

Never kill yourself

Thoughts on Smile (2022), Smile 2 (2024), Black Christmas (1974), and how to make a scarier scary movie.

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