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Ep55: Should you threaten to kill yourself if your family wants to see Gladiator 2 (2024) over Thanksgiving?
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Ep55: Should you threaten to kill yourself if your family wants to see Gladiator 2 (2024) over Thanksgiving?

“Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.”

Thoughts on Gladiator (2000), Gladiator 2 (2024), and why historical epics are so very very bad now.


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